紅豆餅 + Sad movies

有一個紅豆餅出門逛街

走在路上突然被大車迎面撞上

你知道他死前最後一句話是什麼嗎？

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「原來我是包奶油的啊~」

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這是一個我很喜歡的笑話

每班學生都講過><

跟下面老歌sad movies形成標配><

男友說要工作所以女友自己去看電影

想不到看到男友跟別的女生走進影廳

坐在她面前他親了那女生

噢我看了什麼悲傷的電影啊

Sa-a-a-d movies always make me cry
He said he had to work so I went to the show alone
They turned down the lights and turned the projector on
And just as the news of the world started to begin
I saw my darlin' and my best friend walk in

Though I was sittin' there they didn't see
And so they sat right down in front of me
When he kissed her lips I almost died
And in the middle of the color cartoon I started to cry
Oh-oh-oh sa-a-a-d movies always make me cry

And so I got up and slowly walked on home
And mama saw the tears and said "what's wrong?"
And so to keep from telling her a lie
I just said "sa-a-a-d movies make me cry"